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monocaelia · 1 year ago

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ty furina for giving us more crumbs of tartag

#didi talks #the clip of him??? jumping someone?? LMAOOOO #and the drop kick HHAHAA #tartag when he hasn’t seen u in a while bc of fatui work #i love that silly guy so much #grabs him and squeezes him like those stress toys #thank goodness this guy is NOT real #the amount of teeth marks he would have from me #gnawing on him

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stuckinapril · 11 months ago

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friend wanted to see my tumblr, and when i told him i can’t show it to him bc it’s basically my personal diary he went “oh so I can’t see it but a bunch of strangers on tumblr can??” he literally does not get me. no one will get me like the people in my phone get me

#It’s just so different #even though it’s public it still feels secret and safe. i feel comfy sharing a lot more on here than I do in my actual day to day life lol #in my head I’m also just speaking to myself 90% of the time which helps #if a friend off tumblr saw my thoughts I’d feel so weird ab it #esp bc they might get the vagueposting about certain situations and tell mutual friends #no thank u. this is for me. I’m not about to start censoring my thoughts bc someone I know knows my tumblr #u guys literally saw me have LIVE BREAKDOWNS #meanwhile I’ll have the worst fucking day in history and tell no one about it. I’m already cripplingly private but way more so in real life #this is basically a low stress journaling outlet for me. it’s so important for me to maintain the separation #like this is actually my diary & has been so handy for letting out emotions / articulating thoughts / staying on track !!#& I’ve met so many kind people on here who actually get me. which is so hard to find irl bc I’m surrounded by pre-med gunners/overachievers #who are by standard not very good w emotion & can be competitive/judgmental. or at least it’s hard for me to be vulnerable in front of them #and I’m part of that crowd so I reserve my emotions only to a handful of very close friends #it’s nice to hop on here and express negative emotions!! or positive emotions!! just whatever I want and it’s low stress and people get me #I don’t have to worry about judgment or competitiveness etc etc #like everyone on here is so kind & nice & understanding. & just a breath of fresh air from the types I run w. it’s just nice to have this #so idk that’s why I think I’ll always be strict about keeping the worlds separate. it just works #p

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batpersik-art · 1 year ago

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how are we feeling fronnie nation

#fronnie #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf ruin #ruin dlc #fnaf security breach #glamrock freddy #glamrock bonnie #freddy fazbear #bonnie #ruin spoilers #guys. guys.#fronnie literally introduced me to the concept of shipping in like 2015 #AND NOW IT'S CANON?????HELLO?????#LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN GAY PEOPLE ARE REAL #AND ALSO??? RUIN ITSELF WAS SO GOOD I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT #I'M SO INSANE RIGHT NOW YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND #thank you steel wool i will never be normal again #my art

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hinamie · 4 months ago

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binding vow

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #megumi fushiguro #fushiguro megumi #megumi #fanart #jjk fanart #done....collapses #up until 3am last night n sitting fr another 8 hours today to finish....#g o d #the things i do fr him.....#let it no longer b said that i only do elaborate paintings rife with symbolism tht feature gojo. megu my one true muse #as is Correct and Just #real talk tho i was just sketching th things i wanted to include without giving much thought to the Themes #w the exception being the spider lilies lmao I Know What Those Mean #but i ended up with a REALLY good life/death/marriage/loyalty thing going on????#w the lotus/spider lily being purity+rebirth/death #((not 2 mention 'far from the one he loves' like HELLO?????))#also w the temari balls being associated w femininity but having him dressed in groom's attire #like???? 90% unplanned but i ended up both cooking And eating #also happy 2 report that betta fish were kinder 2 me than the koi were :) no trouble from these lil guys #in fact everything abt this piece kind of came easily beyond the initial colour swatch??#thank u fr being an easy subject megu ilysm im sorry abt all the death imagery i dont mean it pls focus instead on th Life imagery :((((#i put a ring on it so u gotta wake up.....cant leave yuuji @ th altar ....#SPEAKING OF THE RING IK ITS ON THE RIGHT HAND we've been over this and its Okay #if i read a single comment .........#sorry 2 that one person who was like 'the next binding vow better be at itfs' wedding' ik this probably wasnt what u meant #but it did inspire me smile :)#anyway i need 2 stop looking at this its been over 24 hours

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cursed-and-haunted · 7 days ago

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The Goat (figuratively & literally)

#mine #my art #thank you aabria for giving me a hot guy with horns. its all ive ever wanted <3 #misfits and magic #dimension 20 #also i know he's supposed to have long curly hair but to be real I got tired #also also sam isn't the only one who gets to call the weugan a good boy 👀

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ghostlightsahead · 6 months ago

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Max Verstappen mentally restraining himslef from kicking his feet up onto Charles Leclerc's lap circa imola 2024

Max seeing Charles with that straw and thinking when is it his turn 🤭

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hinakyuu · 6 months ago

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ever seen a panther with a lion's mane? look no further

bobby @ cats' practice 240612

#sergei bobrovsky #florida panthers #m:gifs #shoutout to that person's dad who was like. huh. bob's pretty attractive. or sthn lol #'real good-looking guy' yessir he is thanks for noticing <3

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noxious-fennec · 1 year ago

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Wow ctnt are so cool i wish gay people were real... anyway go listen to what happened to you by black honey

#Finals week kicking my ass... save me tntduo. Tnt save me #Polynomes and vectorial translations have nothing on tntduo brain space wise #my art #dsmp fanart #cwilbur #cquackity #ctntduo #anyway hope yall enjoy i didn't have the energy to colour the rest but i think yall wont mind #alright thanks for the support guys love yall xoxo #black honey is a real good band go give their songs a listen its worth it if you like a sort of dreamy retro rockstar vibe #fennec.art

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lady-raziel · 4 months ago

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hilarious that with each new day that passes a new bit of dirt from JD Vance's past gets discovered and plastered over the internet...it's almost as if this is why presidential campaigns have always announced their running mates well before the convention...so that if glaring issues with a candidate came to light quickly there would be time to replace them on the ticket before they were officially locked in...it's almost as if certain things in political campaigns were done for a reason, donald...because the very same critical failures had happened before...but no i'm sure you and your guys attempt to recreate a fantasy version of history while ignoring all the reasons that history was a disaster will work this time...because you are built different and the 10000th time trying fascism will work like a charm...

#us politics #politics tw #i view the MAGA movement like this:#the conservatives have been desperately trying to jam a square peg into a round hole for a very long time #and they keep trying because one of these times its GOT to work! a very long time ago they heard the hole was more squarelike #so if they just TRY hard enough it will work!#failing to understand that the hole has become weathered and changed over time and the solution they are trying #will never work (if it ever did)#and then donald trump comes along and looks at the square peg #lobs one of the corners off and proclaims 'this is a triangle! THIS will work! I am so smart!'#and everyone around him is like 'whoa! this guy gets it! he's a genius and understands the problem! he's our savior!'#ignoring the fact that the peg is not a fucking triangle. it's just a deformed square now #so its still not going to work. and even if it WAS a triangle it still wouldn't work because THE HOLE IS ROUND.#it's the same damn peg but it looks a little different so everyone thinks its a genius solution that is DEFINITELY going to work #so they're all excited! they're FINALLY going to prove those idiots trying different types of oval pegs wrong!#they were right all along and it just took donald trump to see it! thank goodness he came along!#but that's just it-- he WAS just COMING ALONG. he was just walking by and saw an opportunity. he never spent time trying to make pegs #all he did was saw a crowd and took a chance to break an already failing peg even further #but because the people were desperate and it was different enough it seemed revolutionary #and now some of the conservatives--who can still see that the 'triangle' peg isnt a triangle are starting to look around #and see that elsewhere there have been some who have forced a triangle into the center of the round hole #and these people think well what if we ACTUALLY tried a real triangle?#and it does not matter to them in the slightest that it will never be the true solution to filling the hole #they just want credit for solving the problem #and so they are going to back donald trump and when the time is right put a real triangle in his hand #while the people trying ovals are busy arguing over the right type of oval #and once the triangle has been jammed into that hole...well...#it is going to be really really hard to force out #anyway thats a long and complicated metaphor and i probably should have just put it in its own post aaaaaahgh #long story short dont be a fascist triangle alright

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moeblob · 5 days ago

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What if I drew art then almost forgot to post it to tumblr?

Ice cold take (get it) - Flora deserved more supports. Less common take, probably - ice tribe should have had fangs as a treat to me personally.

#fe fates #silas #flora #hey feh thank you for bringing silas in on the same banner with flora it means a lot #they have been a ship in my heart ever since #thanks feh im so normal about this guy i swear its why i only have five +10s of him im so normal about silas #what if i shove both of them in moeshirts what then #honestly as i was looking at my older art of flora im like dang bro i was really cookin on that felisaizo ship #i loved drawing them interacting with flora a lot (and sometimes kaze)#anyway hi im a huge fan of silas and i am nohrian scum and flora is conq/rev locked and therefore the bias is real #also despite my love of dark haired sophie i think she looks p dang good with some of the blue hairs so

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shotmrmiller · 4 months ago

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reading soap’s results and seeing switch at the tippy top has you salivating

shiiiid has me salivating

i'm tired of all this bend over shit naw my guy you bend over, put my knickers in your mouth and hands on the headboard.

if you'd please.

#ik he folding with the quickness #whoever taught him did it real damn good #maybe even joke like ha i should send whoever it was some flowers #deadpan face as he says he'll pass your thanks onto simon #🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠#unless you were talking about the blowjob?#that was kyle #price made him a good obedient sub #tbh price is the guy the brand new future subs go to #i'm crying let meSTOP

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ghost-bxrd · 3 months ago

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Prompt:

Calvin Rose finds a catatonic teenager roaming the streets and… well, the poor kid looks dead on his feet, and it’s raining cats and dogs, he can’t just leave him there.

And, it’s fine. He’s just passing through (can’t risk more with the Court still at large) and will be back on the road come morning. And he’ll sleep easier knowing he kept the kid from certain death.

So, really, how the hell did he end up with the very same kid riding shotgun and nagging him to turn up the radio to Phoebe Bridgers?

#Calvin rose accidentally adopts Jason #stranger to caretaker #talon #court of owls #Calvin is perfect big brother material you can’t change my mind #some roadtrip #some angst #some ‘who tf are you’#coupled with ‘wouldn’t you like to know’#Calvin goes from caring for a catatonic teen to being so good at said care that Jason actually starts healing #the natural way not the green bathwater way #Calvin ‘I liked you better when you talked gibberish’ Rose #Jason ‘a crowbar and a coffin and you’ll have me back to original’ Todd #Calvin ‘… this kid is giving me depression’ Rose #Calvin Rose going out to buy milk and coming back with no milk but Joker’s death all over the news #‘obviously I was just buying milk’#‘yeah? where’s the milk #‘… the store was out of milk’#Jason is SALTY at the batfam #he far prefers the weird murder guy right now thanks #Calvin just likes to get a taste of real family #Calvin ‘look I would sell Jason for a hot cup of coffee but if you look at him sideway prepare to be killed in your sleep’#Calvin rose #jason todd #batfamily #Bruce annihilates the Court so Calvin and Jason make another pit stop #unfortunately the batfam catch sight of Jason in the street #Jason PANICS tm and runs to hide with his totally-not-overprotective ex talon friend #prompts #dick grayson

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kilometresrufflefuck · 3 months ago

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save me miles edgeworth. miles edgeworth save me

#at this tumultuous time in my career miles edgeworth investigations 2 prosecutors gambit has come out at exactly the perfect time #miles edgeworth i pursued this fuckass career path for you. fuck you but also thank you for returning for me in this time of need. bitch #rookposting #the game is good you guys i missed it so much. the remaster and localisation is very charming #i will not be posting any real spoilers!!#and if i make any posts about the game they will be tagged #how are you guys going. i know i dont post as much on this blog anymore its bc i went from lawyer hell to lawyer hell (real)#still here though #my main is corviiids if you want to hang out with me there #it is a lot of persona however and death note and also the iliad #not going to discuss my real ass job on tumblr com but suffice it to say #this blog heading being needless procedures is much less funny to me now. but that also makes it more funny.

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chalkrub · 1 year ago

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first batch of "doodles"!! (I spent more time on them than expected)

ropka for @sharkflan

leanne for @gollygeesir

and GORILLA for anonymous :^)

these were all super fun to draw, hope these interpretations are okay!! and thank you for the nice messages <:^)!!!

#my art #anthro #furry #illustration #monster #GORILLA #i love gorillas. that silly online animal in you test always tells me i'm a gorilla so the narcissist in me likes them even more #anyway i definitely won't be able to get to everyone this time but i'll do my best to get as many done over the next couple days!#thank u to everyone who has sent suggestions there's some real good ones this time #if you guys want the full(ish) files then give me a little dm #ALSO dash I'm sorry i forgot to colour leanne's green ears for her doodles but i'll message you a corrected version tomorrow!

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the-love-witch-roleplays · 22 days ago

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#obx spoilers #outer banks #outer banks spoilers #{This is on par with that last season of How I Met Your Mother in levels of clownery from the writers.#And if you're like 'oh but Rudy wanted to leave!' 1) I DON'T BLAME HIM! SOME OF Y'ALL NEED TO TOUCH GRASS/HAVE SOME SHAME!#2) there was a way to write him him off of the show without killing him off. And a good writer could've done it.#and 3) I read an article that quoted the Pate's and they were pretty giddy about how JJ's real dad killing him was like SO evil of him #and he's SUCH an evil guy. And like… okay. Killing your own son is pretty evil. But also thanks I hate it you ass clowns!#Also if they try to make Kiara/Rafe happen next season I'll burn everything… though I honestly don't see myself watching season five of OBX #Like unless it starts out with JJ's death being a fever dream or something.#tldr: killing JJ was shitty and lazy writing. If you disagree argue with the wall}

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cin3maa · 3 months ago

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Hey!! This is just a message to all of the people on your blog…..

LISTEN UP SHITHEADS. Cin is being nice enough to accept requests from you guys. She’s taking the time out of her day to draw stuff for you guys FOR FREE. She’s not getting any payback for her labor except for a few compliments and internet attention. No money. No treats. No nothing. The least you guys can do is respect her and read her boundaries. If you aren’t going to respect her then you don’t deserve to get free art in the first place. Spamming her with requests isn’t going to change her mind if you’re requesting something she already stated she wasn’t going to draw. All you’re getting yourself is a big wide opportunity for her to block you.

Respect my little sister. I don’t care if you hate on me for being a rude, harsh bastard. I will not tolerate anyone being an asshole to her.

thank u sm bro.. i really hate blocking people but i literally have no choice when ppl keep like !!! bothering me!!!!???

i dont want to have to stop taking requests altogether but it doesnt take that long to just click the 'keep reading' and skim the top few words!!!

thank you to everyone who does read it i appreciate u guys sm and im hugging u (if thats ok if not then im fist bumping u)

#for real thank u :c #im not very good at being assertive #mmnfkldjh like bro.. idk ab u guys but?? when i send art requests im like #checking everything ??? making sure theyre taking requests and if they have any specific boundaries i need to adhere to?#idk maybe im just panicky like that #but i have so much respect for other artists #and the last thing id want to do is make them feel unheard or disrespected??#previews 🎞️#corrupted file 📄#im not like MAD AT U GUYS if u accidentally send smth without reading it #like its okay !!! sometimes you just dont notice #but it means a lot when u take the time to think about err.. the person behind the screen? yk?

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